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Quotes Tagged with "books"

Quote From Episode 104: Women Of The Prehistoric Planet

Crow, as the crew discusses literary doomsday
Uh, I thought it was everytime Jackie Collins makes it to the best seller list.

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Servo, as Lewis studies his dissection book
See Dick, see Dick make a lateral incision.

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Kooky Girl
What's the name of the Book?
Crow
Tropic of Cancer.

Quote From Episode 306: Time Of The Apes

Crow, after catching a baseball
Hey, I caught it! I knew that reading that George Will book would pay off.

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Movie, sinister voice
I want you to tell us about your mission.
Hostage
Never!
Servo
Then tell us about the rabbits, George!

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Servo
I was born in a house my father built.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Mike, as Ivan walks through the forrest
This is the early version of Snow White, called Snow White and the one normal sized person.
Joel
Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels - bring home for Emma

Quote From Episode 423: Bride Of The Monster

Joel
Hey, it's Boo Radley's house!

Quote From Episode 424: Manos: The Hands Of Fate

Servo, as woman in white approaches unconscious man
I hope she doesn't make like Jenny Fields.

Quote From Episode 703: Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell

Crow, as the credit 'Carla Herd' appears
Carla heard a Who!

Quote From Episode 801: Revenge Of The Creature

Tom, as truck with police on the back drives by
Good thing they enlisted the help of the Joads.

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Crow, as guy walking into a pitch dark cavern
Hey, I got the Amontillado!

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Servo
I have to stop Christmas from coming... but how?

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Crow, as we see just the heads of the 3 scientists
The three Weird Sisters.

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Tom, as dancer shakes it for the camera
Cindy Lou Who! no!

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Tom, as Adad looking up to the sunlight
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret

Quote From Episode 811: Parts: The Clonus Horror

Mike
We aren't at war with Eurasia!

Quote From Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Crow
Mm, no-one's ever attempted an interpretive dance of Mein Kampf before.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Crow, as Scarlett O'Hara
With God as my witness, I will never go hungry again!

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Servo, as Father Mushroom disappears in a clound of smoke
I didn't know there were that many land mines left in Narnia.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Tom, over close up of Marfushka
Someday I'll be a real boy.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Mike, as Ivan spanks Baba Yaga with the broom
Robert Mapplethorpe's "Strega Nona."

Quote From Episode 816: Prince Of Space

Pearl
Let's get in there and get that monkey.
Observer
May I ask why?
Pearl
What happens if Bobo causes one of them weird numbers where he goes back in the past and steps on a butterfly or something and [causes slot machines to never be invented] and my favorite hobby goes straight down the toity!

Quote From Episode 820: Space Mutiny

Observer
Pearl, tell me about the rabbits again please.

Quote From Episode 903: Puma Man

Mike, as Aztec peering out through a hole in a brick wall
He won't get my Amontillado!

Quote From Episode 904: Werewolf

Servo
The Man with the Yellow Hat arrives to calm things down.

Quote From Episode 910: The Final Sacrifice

Crow, as Troy
Ah, now I'm going to settle in with the Book of Mormon...

Quote From Episode 1012: Squirm

Mike
The Ford station wagon: unsmall at any speed.